Monday, 14 May 2007

Candyman : Day of the Dead (1999)

Dir: Turi Meyer

Have your brain re-Todded by this chronologically questionable final part to the "Candyman" trilogy. Candyman (Tony Todd) returns to torment charisma-barren "Baywatch" star Donna D'Errico, who wanders around open-mouthed and vapid for much of the movie, while her friends are impaled on hooks. The most I learnt from this, between fading in and out of consciousness, was that if you taunt a fried egg for long enough, bees will come out of it. Absolute nonsense.

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