Dir: Scott Thomas
Sigh. How hard can it be? Zombies. On a plane. It's almost a pre-written recipe for success. Just point the camera and go. How the fuck could you be so fucking talent-barren and stupid to fuck that one up!? I don't get it. I really don't get it, but this is one of the WORST FILMS I'VE EVER SEEN. Not even in a nice way, or a kitschy way. This is just a sad, acutely cynical money-making exercise. No thought or effort seems to have put in. The characters - even for stock stereotypes - are inconsistent, the layout of the 'set' is ridiculous, the photography's appalling, there are logic holes in the script that you could FLY a Goddamn plane through, it's painfully slow, the gore is largely CGI (bad CGI at that) and, by CHRIST, how could you screw this up!? It doesn't have to be hard. ZOMBIES on a motherfucking plane, people. Jesus. There's no hope.
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